oh. my. dear. lord

using only the power of email, my roommate has managed to catch the attention of a local alt-rock deejay. he has convinced him that our house would make for the perfect broadcast venue. how? well, with promises of a bevy of beautiful women and free food and alcohol, that’s how. we have none of these things readilly available, you must understand. even if we did, i am pretty damned sure i don’t want to play host to whatever hangers-on might accompany this deejay. and when is this going to happen? apparently, this friday night.

if you could see me now, you would see me shaking my head in dazed wonder with a look of “why” across my face…

April 17, 2002 – 8:51 pm | By Thomas | Posted in Observations | Comments (13)
  • Julieanne

    You have options..Jennifer Nettles..A trip to the country..*shaking head with you because you didn’t want to relax or anything..*HUG :/

  • Amanda

    This is very odd, to me anyway. I *never* listen to the radio anymore, and I somehow managed to hear your roommate on the air tonight. It gave me a most peculiar sinking feeling. I suggest you make yourself scarce.

  • http://psycht.net jason

    If its not broadcasted on sunday morning, or sunday night, then i have nothing to offer. ;o) Go and live loud, Thomas… live loud.

  • http://www.changingthestory.com Janice

    The temptation is there to crash the evening and give Toucher the good swift kick in the ass he deserves. I have many ideas for ways to avoid such an evening…. lemme know if you need an escape.

    And why is the roommate doing this when he has MCATs he needs to be studying for??? sigh.

  • Julieanne

    OMG..I heard that…No no you don’t want to do that..That was your roomate? OH GOD…*kid-naps Thomas..

  • Zip

    I think Thomas is doing the right thing by inviting everyone over to crash the damn party! Let’s make this a night that 99x will never forget.

    >:-) muah ha ha ha ha….EVIL!!!!!

  • Zip

    In fact, I think I will show up in a sequined gown and pumps. Tell him that I am just one of the many “beautiful women” that are on their way to the function. HA HA HA HA HA HA!!! SUCK IT, TREBEK! SUCK IT LONG AND SUCK IT HARD!!!

    Sorry, I’m a little hyped up right now. :)

  • Natalie

    Oh come on guys! This could actually be an evening you will never ever forget. Especially if Ziplock shows up in pumps, LOL! :)

  • b

    since i leave work round 11 or 12 on friday nights i always catch this show. this is very funny. i am oddly excited for you.

  • http://www.sapphireblue.com/ Michelle

    Whenever I heard 99x doing one of those contests, it would sound cool for about twenty seconds. Then reality would kick in and I would think: “What kind of godforsaken morons would think this is a good idea?”

    Now, it seems, I know.

    Best of luck.

  • Julieanne

    You mean we could be invited that was my next suggestion… *giggles

  • Aimee

    This is why the roommate cannot be trusted with a computer, phone, radio, car or cat.

  • http://psycht.net jason

    i leave it to zip to convey the damage on my behalf.. i will be out of town friday night. BUCK FUTTAH!!!