three weeks of much ado about nothing amounts to quite a lot of hard work and lost sleep. yet i have still managed to make a better than good impression on my new workplace, surprising one of my clients this morning with just my personality alone. “where’d they find you? an IT guy with a sense of humor?” maybe she was just lucky that i had hit the lowtide mark on my grande cup of coffee. prior to those first few ounces, i have to wonder just how jovial i could be. there is an equation in here somewhere, something that correllates the amount of caffeine consumed with a resultant mass of surplus good morning cheer, but i majored in the humanities so i won’t even try.
and you know what else, english majors? if you have a bachelor of arts like me, you are entitled to do many things not permitted to others. for example, are you ever faced with a situation that requires a word not yet existing or accepted in the modern dictionary? well, just make one up! you’re allowed! lewis carroll did, and look what happen’d with him. i’m sure the guy that created these was an english major, or at least he had an english major write his papers for him in college. other things? well, you can dangle participles at any given moment. or rather… anytime you want to. see? i did it right there!
ah, the power and glory of a liberal arts education…
