seeing green

hulk mad! hulk angry! hulk smash! hulk use green skintone to market tint-associated products to masses! would you like to buy some palmolive from green hulk? palmolive get grease off of hulk’s dishes! keep hulk’s hands smooth and supple! after dishes, hulk need fresh breath! hulk wants you to buy scope! not sissy blue scope! green scope! gargle! gargle with hulk!

gargle!

or at least, that’s the way i would market the hulk. color association. because i know i saw signs for the big green guy in the grocery store this weekend, but for the life of me i cannot remember what products were promoted. and isn’t that the point? i did bit of googling and came up with this contest with hershey’s. the bulked-up hulked-up sweepstakes. and then there are others, like banquet tv dinners and slim jims, but i really think they are missing out on some opportunities here. so many green items could use a bit of hulk-ification.

hulk stinky! hulk bathe! hulk use irish spring! smell hulk now! hulk too angry to whistle, but hulk thinks you get point anyway!

if you want to get all hulked up in preparation for this weekend’s movie opening, take a look at leader’s lair. whoever this guy is, he must have plenty of free time and an incredible admiration for the green fellow in the purple pants.

  • JO

    MY FAVORITE are the fists at Wal-Mart and when they go on sale they will BE MINE oh YES…As long as I can get past my wit of Super Shrek things might be OK. But do I really need Hulk Fries? or Hulk Nesquick?

  • JO

    I guess I should show The Giant Green Talking Hands I want that say smash smash when you hit things..

  • http://symetri.org/gray El Gray

    I know Hulk likes Mountain Dew, too. (not CODE RED, though, nor LIVEWIRE… only original GREEN DEW)

  • Amanda

    But….it isn’t easy being green.

  • JO

    Especially when your Super Shrek..

  • http://www.changingthestory.com Janice

    I think the most disgusting product placement I’ve seen is the Hulk green Mint Oreo pudding available in your grocers dairy section. It’s nuclear looking. Ick.

  • http://symetri.org/gray El Gray

    Best green product ever: Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles Pudding Pies. Oh what I would give for a case of those bad boys (last seen in California circa 1992).

  • JO

    It may look nuclear Janice but I bet it’s yummy to the tummy like Oreo Mint Parlour from Breyers…

  • b

    {drool} those teenage mutant pies were quite delicious. i remember them quite well. i was such a fat child.