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i spotted this van on friday morning and scrambled to break out my camera to capture it. now, you might not see anything odd about the back of this particular vehicle, but i think it is hilarious. it is the kind of thing that would almost make you want to ask the driver to pull over, just so you could ask “why?” take a look, directing your attention to the upper left and right corners, then the lower right corner:

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see what i mean? you just don’t see the chrome jesus fish combined with a pair of mirrored trucker girls very often. and what is he trying to say?

“Jesus loves me… and I love the ladies!”

maybe you can come up with something better, eh?

  • http://cordle.info/ cordle

    It looks like a van that might also sport a sticker that reads, “None of my ladies remember the eighties.”

  • http://www.thezipman.com Zip

    I regret to say that only the foulest thoughts come to mind, none of which really need be repeated. I just wish it actually belonged to a woman. That would be interesting!

  • http://www.lurid.org Christopher

    Strippers for Christ?

    I like the ring of that.

  • http://symetri.org/gray El Gray

    “This Van’s For Prayin’, And A Little Bit Of Layin’” ?

    “If This Van’s A’Rockin’, The Lord’s Doin’ The Knockin’” ?

    “Ask Me About My Wood – My Boss Is The World’s Greatest Carpenter” ?

    etc.