spam poetics

there’s an accidental poetry in the subject lines of unwanted email.

Here is what you would want.

Tired?

It doesn’t have to be that way?
Be happy.

Why not give it a go?
Be in the driver’s seat.
It’s great, isnt it?

It’s perfect.

Are you tired Of waiting?
Don’t stress out.

Did you hear?
i went to the bar last night
Want the full story?
you didnt answer.

Miss me?
I just need your help please.
Don’t you think it’s worth it?

It’s worth it.
I’ll do it .
I will help you .
I’ll help you.
I’ll help you.

Is it true?

It’s true.
It’s time.

other examples from other sources are here, here and here.