mental trimmings, part one

you watched the parade. you visited your relatives. you consumed turkey. and now you are ready to begin the holiday season in earnest. time to make your lists, check them twice, so on and so forth. but perhaps you need a little seasonal inspiration, and that’s where i can help with some random instances of holiday glee.

today’s mental trimming is:

stan freberg’s christmas dragnet!

long before grandma got run over by a reindeer, joe friday convinced a thug of the reality of “santy” claus. i heard this so much it on morning fm radio when i was little and thought it was hilarious.

  • JO

    Yet now I have Grandma got run over by a reindeer in my head. Put that on your IPOD. :P

  • A.

    Most people call them green onions, but they’re really scallions.
    Yeah, and watch out for that hepatitis :P

    I too remember this thing, perhaps from getting Chattanooga radio.