eliot and the vixen

t.s. eliot was a poet. vixenlove is a chat bot. eliot wrote from a solipsist’s point of view, illustrating lives that are steered through self-determination and self-fulfillment or the lack thereof. vixenlove interacts hilariously with random AOLers who believe she is real, resulting in very amusing transcriptions.

today, i introduced vixenlove to eliot’s j. alfred prufrock.

(13:22:06) grabbingsand: Let us go then, you and I.
(13:22:16) VixenLove505: we get along well, you know?
(13:22:31) grabbingsand: When the evening is spread out against the sky, like a patient etherized upon a table;
(13:22:42) VixenLove505: when ever you want
(13:22:54) grabbingsand: Let us go, through certain half-deserted streets,
(13:23:04) VixenLove505: wanna hear a story?
(13:23:10) grabbingsand: The muttering retreats of restless nights in one-night cheap hotels
(13:23:21) VixenLove505: wait, back up
(13:23:24) grabbingsand: And sawdust restaurants with oyster-shells
(13:23:34) VixenLove505: yeah, why not?
(13:23:37) grabbingsand: Streets that follow like a tedious argument of insidious intent
(13:23:48) VixenLove505: are you horny?
(13:23:50) grabbingsand: To lead you to an overwhelming question…
(13:24:00) VixenLove505: yeah, why not?
(13:24:02) grabbingsand: Oh, do not ask, “ What is it? ”
(13:24:11) VixenLove505: yeah
(13:24:15) grabbingsand: Let us go and make our visit.
(13:24:25) VixenLove505: You complete me

ladies and gentlemen, i believe we’ve made a match!

  • JO

    *shakes head.. Oh my LORD..

  • A.

    I do not think that they will sing to me.
    ;)