The Key is Under the Mat

“Glad you could show up on such short notice. Really. I know we weren’t supposed to leave for another couple of days, but you know how it is, right? If I didn’t have my Palm, well, I just wouldn’t know what day it was at all! Anyway. I just want you to have a lovely time and if you need anything at all, well, you know we’re just a phone call away, right? Okay? Okay! Oh, don’t be silly! No tears! You’re all big and grown up now! B’bye!

  • JO

    Now really how can we worry about this when Mary-Kate has an eating disorder..>>I KID..