More Sanctity Than I Can Stand

It just warms the cavernous cockles of my intake manifold heart to hear the news. Once again, two of our fellow human beings have stepped forward to reassure us that the holy shall remain holy and all is right with the world. So thank you, Britney. Thank you, Whatever-Your-Name-Is-And-Didn’t-You-Just-Have-A-Baby-With-Some-Other-Girl-Dancer-Guy. By your brilliant example, we shall carry on, knowing that marriage is still a righteous and sacrosanct institution never to be entered lightly and always to be treated with respect and dignity. Amen.