Cat in the Bag

Cats scratch. It is an expected behavior. Some do it more than others, but even the ones that do it rarely can still cause more damage than an owner might want. Our cats like resting and relaxing far too much to damage the living room furniture. Even the new chairs we purchased in the fall have escaped their wrath, proving a better place for sleeping than sharpening. But even the most angelic of animals have weaknesses. For our cats — particularly the grey one, Daeva — nothing should ever come between her and any of the following things: electronic cables, drapery cords, hair bands, twist ties or (as we recently discovered) portions of reachable border in our newly redecorated downstairs bathroom.

We are unaminously opposed to de-clawing our cats, so we had to find another solution that would save our sanity without harming the cats. Our answer? Lee Press-On Nails Soft Claws! Once you get over the ridiculousness (ridiculosity?) of the idea, it makes perfect sense. Don’t want the cats to damage things with their claws? Cover those claws. Simple. But … how do you manage to keep any cat still long enough to carefully adhere individual caps to each of their front claws? Put them in a bag, of course.

Cat in the Bag!

The process takes less time than you might imagine, and in our case, Daeva was rather resigned to the idea after a couple of claws. Also, she never gets to be on the kitchen table, so the novelty of being somewhere forbidden might’ve had a positive effect. And did you know these things come in colors? They do. Purple, actually.

In the end, Daeva was none the worse for her experience and back on good terms with her manicurist. It’s been about two hours since the application. So far, Daeva has napped, walked around, napped, had a bath and napped again — I think she’ll be fine.

Update: Now both cats know the joy of Soft Claws. Daksha seems less than thrilled.

  • http://jenrae.typepad.com Jen

    That is hilarious.

    I never understood why a lot of places are opposed to owners having dogs, but cats were perfectly alright.. when every cat I knew liked to dig up the carpet.

    In any event, I wish I had known about these two years ago when my roommate’s cat killed my poor sofa with her nails.

  • Dawn Dawn

    This has to be one of the best ideas EVAR! The cat actually looks quite happy in the little bag :) All snug like and stuff.

    Having had friends who had a nightmare time with having their cat declawed, i can’t say I would ever do that to one of my cats. Then there is the whole idea that IF they get out, the have no way to defend themselves… I like these alternatives!

  • http://www.livejournal.com/users/filmgirl1977 Janice

    I had a friend try those a few years back. They enjoyed them at first but then they started falling off one by one so be on the lookout. Cassie (the cat in question) had them professionally installed at the vet so it was sort of cost prohibitive to do it again. In the end, they just resolved to buy a new couch.

  • Nikki

    They aren’t offering to chew at them much, and honestly, I’ll try anything. I knew we had to do something when I was mad enough for a split second to entertain declawing. Ugh. What a horrific thing to do . . . half a second later, i was googling alternatives.

  • http://jenrae.typepad.com Jen

    If the cat gets out, can she defend herself with those fake nails?

    Of course, I’m one of those evil persons who would have their cat declawed. But I’m a dog person, so that explains that.

  • Thomas

    The cat does not get out. Either one of them.

    Daksha made it as far as the front porch once, but was quickly tackled and returned to the safety of home. For the most part, neither one seems to have more than a passing interest in actually going outside, though they do like watching the birds and squirrels out the window.

  • http://jenrae.typepad.com Jen

    The only reason I asked that.. is that it seems like a lot of people use the ‘how will they defend themself’ argument in arguing against declawing.

    I never really understood people who just let their pets roam the streets.

  • Nikki

    Yeah. . . my parents’ cat is indoor/outdoor, but they live in the literal middle of nowhere, so Dorian will probably see more turkeys than cars in his life (which is at nearly the ten year mark). I don’t know, declawing is obviously a personal choice, but at this point they are both too old (usually they want you to do it w/in the first year) and after it was described to me in detail .. . . I don’t think I could do it.

  • http://www.thezipman.com Zip

    We’ve never had to declaw any of our cats. They’ve always been smart enough to understand what “NO!” means and abide by it…at least, all of them until the cat I have now. She’s the kind of cat that will start scratching the sofa, hear me yell “No,” and then look at me with a certain degree of spite as she continues scratching. I think if she lost the ability to claw things it would drive her futher into insanity.

    Then again, I can’t afford a new sofa. Hmm…

  • r.

    My poor kitty has been deemed “excessively aggresive” by the vet, so now the vet is advocating that we declaw him, but we are standing firm so far. They put him in a little kitty muzzle when we have to take him in.