(A nod to Allen.)
But really, it is. This Internet, the one you’re enjoying right now, is in jeopardy. So please, even if you’ve never taken the notion to contact a Congressman, now would be a great time to do so. And this is such an easy path to take. Red. Blue. Republicrat. Demoblican. For once, this is a simple case of everyone and their mother’s brother standing a very good chance of being universally screwed by the ill-informed actions of our elected officials.
(Unless, of course, any of you are a CEO, COO or CFO in the employ of a major telecommunications conglomerate. In that case, I say two things: “Welcome to my blog” and “Can I have a bag of cash?” Because I’m going to need a bag of cash to pay for premium access to sites that are currently freely* available.)
So stop your websurfing — is that still a viable term? Or all we all just browsing now? Either way, your Friends List, your MySpace and your other online obsessions can wait. Go. Remind yourself of who your Senators are — I’d say your Reps as well, but they’ve already dropped the ball they were handed — and write them an email. Or give them a call. Tell them that you are against S.2686, that you are an influential member of society (because you are) and that you vote (because if you haven’t before, you better this year).
November is only a handful of months away. We need to convince a room full of mostly old, mostly white and mostly out-of-touch men and women that a vote against Net Neutrality (which would actually be a vote for S.2686, confusingly enough) is a third rail that might mortally wound their political careers. Then when you’re done, tell someone else to do the same.
Like Arianna Huffington says, “Run by the average voter the notion that Internet providers are going to be able to control which Web sites are available to them (and give the highest paying mega-sites better treatment than smaller ones), and he or she will tell you that it’s a horrendous idea.” Because it is.
So let’s review. Sign a petition. Pick up the phone. Write your Congressfolk. ASAP. Don’t worry, your friends on MySpace will still be there when you get back.
For now.
* – By free, I don’t mean that I steal my Internet access from the neighbors. But it’s like this … in exchange for your monthly fee, an Internet Service Provider is only providing an on-ramp. Where you go, how far you travel and the places you visit are entirely up to you. The time and money that I spend when I stop, that is also up to me. And that’s how it should stay.