If Panderous Isn’t A Word, It Should Be

Senator McCain has picked Governor Sarah Palin as his running mate.

This strikes me as incredibly panderous, for one thing. It is as if he’s saying “See? She’s a woman! This way, you can vote for our side of the ticket and still make history!” This ignores, of course, Palin’s single term of experience as Alaska’s governor. It boggles the mind that John McCain — someone who cannot say enough about Senator Obama’s inexperience relative to his own 22 years in the Senate — would choose someone with only two years of elected state-level office* as a running mate. Say what you will about Senator Obama being yet too green to lead this nation, but who can honestly be comforted the thought of Governor Palin being a mere heartbeat away from the highest office in the land?

But enough of this mature conjecture. What I really want to know is this: Does Governor Palin, hunting and fishing enthusiastic that she is, know about that one particular time when Senator McCain told his wife Cindy exactly what he was thinking? And if she doesn’t know now, how will Palin respond when she finds out?

* – Also, she was elected mayor of Wassilla (Population: 8,471) in 1996, surely a beacon of Alaskan commerce and industry.

And another thing …

From the BBC:

She is also head of the Alaska National Guard which demonstrates, Mr McCain’s campaign said, that she “understands what it takes to lead our nation”.

Obviously.

You’re Welcome, Solange.



You’re Welcome, Solange., originally uploaded by grabbingsand.

Apropos of nothing, I was looking up Solange Knowles in Wikipedia. Her new album is much better than I expected it to be, so I wanted to learn who was responsible for producing.

And that’s when I spotted what might just be a bit of editorial commentary hidden in the production credits. If you don’t see it at first, just read through to the end of the paragraph.

Now, I am a responsible webizen and a member of Wikipedia, so I did the right thing and edited. But for the sake of posterity, here it is.

So … you’re welcome, Ms Knowles.

Plugging-In

Been playing a bit with a newly updated plug-in.  If it works, then you ought to be seeing album covers for the last four songs I scrobbled up to last.fm … right about now …

[lastfmrecords|recenttracks|4]

The Pro-Obama Dungeons & Dragons Crowd



With Apologies to Larry Elmore, originally uploaded by grabbingsand.

I’ve little more to add beyond what was posted here and the comment I made here … so instead, I decided to take it to the wonderfully geektastic extreme.

Accidental Carnival



Gravitron in Reverse, originally uploaded by grabbingsand.

Last Tuesday, I pulled into the parking lot at a local Chick-Fil-A for pre-work breakfast. Between parking my car and ordering my bagel, I noticed a carnival. Unoccupied, very temporary, just established in the parking lot of a mostly defunct strip mall.

I had to take a picture or two.

This Is My Day

Llamas!

That is all.

(Original photo is here, found in Flickr User AfroBoof’s collection.)

Very Fresh Produce



Very Fresh Produce, originally uploaded by grabbingsand.

At Barrington Hall.

A Brighter Future In 8-Bits

1-Up!

1-Up for 2008!

This is awesome. Click on through for the full image and the story behind it.

And it goes without saying that I want this on a t-shirt.

Now.

Tampa In Three Topics

We spent last weekend in Tampa. Previously, I’ve posted about our visit to MOSI and to Tarpon Springs. For everyone’s convenience, I have broken down some other parts our brief vacation into a handful of topics. For no reason at all, let us start with …

Books.

We had no car (see Planes), so for a couple of mornings, we had to wait for Vince or Rachel to return before heading out for brunch. It was almost sinful to sit around for two mornings straight with little to do but drink coffee and read. We could’ve turned on the television, but it felt so much better to just sink into a book for awhile.

I made it through two books over the course of our vacation. Both books were recommended by the Best Teen-brarian in Roswell. The first was The Book Thief by Markus Zuzak, an unexpectedly uplifting tragedy about the little crimes that a young girl commits in order to cope with a disintegrating world at war. The less said about this imaginative book, the better. The imagery is rich and the story rewarding, so why spoil it? The second was Peeps, a vampire tale by Scott Westerberg. You would imagine that all of the vampire stories have been written, and you’d be right, but there is something fun and engaging about the speed and attitude of Westerberg’s take on this too-often tilled soil. And the fun persists, right up to the point where the reins are pulled back for a “cue end credits – wait for the sequel” finale.

Planes.

It seems ridiculous to consider, but it was cheaper to hop on a plane than it would’ve been to drive. Neither of us have cars that are built for endurance, what with two decades between them. If we go on a longer vacation, someplace a few hours or more away, we rent a car with unlimited mileage and look at the whole weekend as an extended test drive of whatever we’re issued. But the price of gasoline is just too high. So we left the driving to Delta.

The flight down was fair, even with the hour-long wait on the tarmac between gate and takeoff. It might’ve gone down as the most matter-of-fact flight ever, if it hadn’t been for the ten minutes of WTF that arrived when my left ear refused to pop just outside of Tampa. My hearing went from everyday stereo to mono. And it hurt. Not fun.

The trip back was uneventful and was over before we knew it, apart from the half-hour or so of taxi-ing it took to find an available receiving gate. The more interesting part of the journey home was to come later …

Trains.

Like a good pair of suburbanites, we hitched our airport-bound fortunes to almighty MARTA. And MARTA delivered us dutifully from its northern-most reaches to Hartsfield-Jackson with plenty of time to spare. But the return trip days later was another tale altogether. It was a bit before nine PM when we plucked our baggage from Delta Claim #7 and strode out and through the turnstiles for MARTA Due North.

Perhaps it should’ve been an omen, that unlit train on the eastern side of the platform. An appointed shouter told us that any train on the east side was going to be out-of-service, so we all needed to get on the other train. Doraville-bound? North Springs? Didn’t matter which of the two possible north-end stations we wanted, because this one train was the only way. So we got on-board and crammed into a seat, suitcases and all.

Things were not quite right, but we tried to ignore the lack of air conditioning and the Frankenstein flickering of the fluorescents. Both of us had books to read. So we read our way north through a few stations until we got to Oakland City. For one thing, the stay went on for longer than usual. For another, the lights flickered all the way off, then partially back on. For yet another, some people on the platform were giving our train the shifty-eye — you know it when you see it, trust me. Some of our people started getting up and hopping off, but none of us really moved until an off-duty TSA worker stepped in and told the rest of us that we’d better get off. Why? Looked like somebody’d jumped on the tracks, he said. Oh.

So we shuffled off and before long, an official MARTA person — official by uniform and official by walkie-talkie — had called for everyone’s attention. From the center of the platform, she asked us to be patient, but then admonished us a bit. This is a tragedy, she said. That’s somebody’s relative under the train, she reminded us. And so, she assured us that usually — usually? — MARTA would be putting everyone on buses, but that whatever was going to happen, we would be waiting for a minute. Or so.

After a few moments more, she stood up on another platform bench and asked us to carefully make our way downstairs and into the station and could we just take our time. About this time, the same advice was echoed, only much louder and harsher. The police had arrived and were making their way down the platform, toward us, commanding us all to get off the platform. Now.

Which we did. We got as far as the split, the decision point between heading out to Lee Street and getting a bus transfer to wherever. But nobody was forthcoming about the mentioned shuttles and neither of us have a clue as to the bus-mechanics of the MARTA system, so we went no further. Nobody was panicking, which was a plus. To be honest, neither were we. There was never a concern about safety, just an uncertainty about when we’d ever get home. With that in mind, Nikki and I figured we should call somebody. So we did, then stepped through the Lee Street turnstyles.

While we waited on the sidewalk, emergency vehicles just kept arriving. Two from Grady. A fire truck. A big vehicle with Georgia Search & Rescue printed on the side. Several cop cars. A lot of municipal support for a single victim, I thought.

About fifteen minutes or so later, our heroes (Rusty and Amber) plucked us from Oakland City and took us to North Avenue Station, a point we were told was far enough north to still be viable for northbound station-to-station travel. After buying another pair of Breeze Passes (a couple of one-ways, please), we went a few stations further north to Lindbergh, then switched from a Doraville train to a North Springs train.

Three hours after first stepping into the Airport MARTA station, we were back in my long-term parked car and on our way home.

It turns out, the jumper (or the faller) on the MARTA track survived. Happy endings for everyone, I suppose.

Please Tilt Your Head 90 Degrees to The Left

Otherwise, you might not get the full effect of this bit of video that Nikki took over the weekend.

We visited Tampa’s Museum of Science and Industry. I’ve some photos of my own, but Nikki has beat me to the punch on getting them online. One of the exhibits was called “Disasterville” and it was all about being prepared for the very worst that Mother Nature has to offer. Floods, wild-fires, earthquakes … and hurricanes. Given the opportunity, Vince and I had to step into the 80 MPH wind machine.