Category Archives: Distractions

Except By My Permission

I still owe a decent summation of my observations from the road, but those will have to wait. Instead, I think I’ll reach for a borrowed meme from back in April. Maybe I’ll start a new one here. When I was driving home from the aforementioned roadtrip, a poet was on local public radio. As

If I Had A Bag O’ Cash …

… after I paid off the mortgage, bought a new car or two and refloored the entire house, I’d have to get me one of these: I’d need a second iPod too, but all such things are easily within reach for the man who holds a bag o’ cash. (Link Found @ BoingBoing) In other

Two Reviews And A Reveal

For your morning’s reading, I offer the following items: My sadly negative JIVE review of the latest Will Smith release, written as a letter to the artist. My surprisingly positive JIVE review of the new McConaughey film, Sahara. An observation on revealing — written for Skirt Magazine by the very talented Kayt. Enjoy.

Prose That Reads Like Poetry

I shall play as well, but by my own rules. On the rough wet grass of the back yard my father and mother have spread quilts. We all lie there, my mother, my father, my uncle, my aunt, and I too am lying there….They are not talking much, and the talk is quiet, of nothing

I Grew Up Here.

I Grew Up Here. Google Maps has satellite imaging now. Even with all the work I have on my morning plate, I couldn’t help it … I had to find my house, and then the house I grew up in. This is a Flickr-annotated snapshot of my formative neighborhood. Inspired by Matt, found via MeFi.

Stages of Questing

If I was still playing EverQuest, I might be a little annoyed. In a move motivated by the natural progression of time or the unyielding evolution of popularity, Sony Online Entertainment is consolidating their old school EQ servers. 36 will become 18. As a result, one of my old characters is moving. The other is

Lucan Says: Eat!

Some months ago, I decided to get a paid FilePlanet subscription. Anyone can sign-up for FilePlanet, but only those who pay their quarterly fee of at least $15 can have access to faster servers for downloading and higher-end content and events. I did it to get access to the World of Warcraft beta for myself

About Those Ribbons

Ribbons are for suckers. And cartoonist Natalie Dee agrees with me. Amen. Your purchase of a chunk of magnetic vinyl is only helping some enterprising middle-man in charge of tchotske import. That is all.

The Way We Communicate

I was going to make a mostly ranting post about how “happy” I am that America so wisely re-elected a money-thrifty Republican for President, because a Democrat would’ve just kept on spending and spending … but I have too much real work to do. Or I was going to make a rather horrified post about

Local Loathing

Our very own zig-zagging former Governor, current Senator and all-around partisan turncoat has found a place on The BEAST‘s 50 Most Loathsome People of 2004. 19. Zell Miller Crimes: Part Yosemite Sam and Part Foghorn Leghorn. Miller doesn’t make the list for his salivating, traitorous keynote speech at the Republican National Convention, or even the