okay, so i don’t know about buddha, but according to today’s bbc article, miss spears is taking issue with online file sharing in a series of public service announcements. seeing that the day is foggy and my mind is a bit restless, i tried to imagine just how this commercial shoot might’ve went down:
Brittney: “So, like, ya’ll don’t need t’ be doin’ all that stealin’ now.”
Director: “Say something about peer to peer networks…”
Brittney: “What? I appear to appear nekkid, huh?”
Director: “No! Peer to peer! Like Napster!”
Brittney: “They look like a pair of pears in a wrapper?!?”
Director: “No! File sharing! P2P software!”
Brittney: “Wife swappin’ and peein’ in my underwear?!?”
Director: “Cut!”
of course, i might be wrong. she might be incredibly intelligent and someday eligible for the noble prize for her pioneering work in … er … oh, forget it.
15 responses to “stealing makes brittney and little baby buddha cry”
Well – apparently I read a gossip column that said she’s all into lesbian porn now… and excuse me but did anyone see what she wore to the MTV Video Music Awards?? When did she become Rob Halford??
Just remember: You can talk about her all you like, but she won’t go away until we stop talking about her completely.
but while she is still around, we might as well make fun of what she’s wearing….
I saw a doll that looked just like that at Insurection a few da….umm…I mean….haha….uhrm….look over there! *runs away*
Are we sure that isn’t a drag queen? Nah that would be a compliment… *hides
whatever, gentleman, i know you all would do that in a heartbeat.
notice all the artists listed on that BBC website have put out recent albums that arn’t selling well. Yet those that support that opposite, are selling albums like crazy.
Things that make ya go “Hmmmm”.
I would take that challange, b. And I would win. I do not think she is sexy/beautiful/attractive/talented/worthy of my time/etc. If I met her in person, I would probably punch her in the face. I know that a gentleman would never hit a lady…but she ain’t a lady, and there are some things that money can’t buy.
Britney Spears . . . don’t even get me started. A “woman” who supports “empowerment” who stoops to singing about being a “slave.” And who lets people tell her what to wear (we hope, or else she picks that awful **** out herself, and then that’s just confirmation of her IQ).
Yes, there are some things that money can’t buy, and one of them is self-respect . . .
Thanks God I am not a gentleman because I wouldn’t want to find THAT remotely attractive…*shivers
She’s got really GREAT cheese value till she changed her image then well now I just feel sorry for her..
I think her music, her image and her persona are all fake. But I’d take a slice of that and eat it here, if you know what I’m saying.
Thank you Darrell for reminding me WHY I am glad I DO NOT have a penis… HAHAHAAHA! Such a gentleman you are!!! LOL
There is such a thing as being “empowered” and another such thing as being “trashy”. Last summer I saw my 7 year old cousin in Cleveland – we were at a baseball game which of course, bored the hell out of her. She asked me who my favorite member of N’Sync was – hers is Justin. I said “So you must like Britney then huh?” – she stuck her tongue out – made the most classic face ever and said “Ick no! Not since she started dressing like a…. well um no.” Maybe there is hope for America.
When did B.S. join the village people?
When she learned about the YMCA?